edward : Jacob, i won!
jacob ; It's okey, i have your daughter!

"does me being half-naked bother you?"
"did you seriously just stamp you foot? I thought girl only did that on tv..."
"you hair looks like a hairstack.... but i like it!"

bella : i lie all the time...
edward : but you're such a bad liar that it's don't really count. nobody belives you

"Clouds can i handle, but not an eclipse"
"Well, I'm sorry that i can't be the right monster for you, bella"
"Whos afraid of the big bad wolf?"

seth : Edward , are you there edward? okay, i feel kinda stupid now...
jacob : you sound stupid, too